A Confused Monkey

A Confused Monkey desperately desired a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

A Confused Monkey always kept a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

A Confused Monkey desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a weird operation, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Monkey often carried a hat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a hat is the item to choose.

A Confused Monkey desperately needed a big sponge that they would annihilate It should be an odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

A Confused Monkey often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.