Boring Monkey

Boring Monkey desperately needed a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to select.

Boring Monkey always had with them a mug that they would sometimes hug. This seems an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug is the item to choose.

Boring Monkey desperately looked for a sponge that they would often eat. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the chosen thing.

Boring Monkey desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Strangely, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Boring Monkey had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Boring Monkey desperately looked for a sword that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to opt for.