A Red Monkey

A Red Monkey desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cup being the thing opted for.

A Red Monkey always kept a magic 8 ball that they liked to smash. It might be a fairly weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

A Red Monkey always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

A Red Monkey had a cheese grater that they would cuddle. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

A Red Monkey desperately needed a sponge to eat. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

A Red Monkey owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. It is a curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. A porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.