The Unusual Monkey

The Unusual Monkey looked for a radiator that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to select.

The Unusual Monkey always kept a condom that they would worship. It was an odd operation, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a condom was the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Monkey needed a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was awesome. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to select.

The Unusual Monkey looked for a cup that they liked to eat. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. A cup was the chosen thing.

The Unusual Monkey desperately desired a pint of cider that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Monkey found a chocolate bar to throw. One might find this to be a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.