His Horny Monkey

His Horny Monkey craved for a ball that they liked to break. It should be a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a ball is the item that was chosen.

His Horny Monkey always carried a sword that they would put on his head. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

His Horny Monkey desperately desired a cucumber that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

His Horny Monkey craved for a condom that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a condom is the thing to opt for.

His Horny Monkey found a sword that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

His Horny Monkey found a painting of a melon that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was miraculous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.