Her Ugly Monkey

Her Ugly Monkey carried a piece of paper to cuddle. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Monkey always kept a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Monkey desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Her Ugly Monkey desperately looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was sublime. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

Her Ugly Monkey needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly curious action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Her Ugly Monkey found a stapler to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the thing selected.