The Cute Monkey

The Cute Monkey needed a sword that they would often put up their bum. It should be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Cute Monkey desperately wanted a condom to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Cute Monkey desperately craved for a radiator to insert somewhere. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was amazing. Who would have thought, a radiator being the item selected.

The Cute Monkey craved for a CD player that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be fun. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Cute Monkey desperately desired a ball that they would worship. It would have been a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be simply life. Honestly, a ball being the thing selected.

The Cute Monkey desperately searched for a sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sponge of all things.