The Worrisome Monkey

The Worrisome Monkey often carried a bag of poop that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Monkey always had with them a painting of a melon that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Monkey desperately desired a bag of flour to smash. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Monkey desperately searched for a condom that they liked to drop. This could be considered a funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Monkey desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Worrisome Monkey carried a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.