His Ugly Monkey

His Ugly Monkey desperately desired a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Monkey craved for a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item chosen.

His Ugly Monkey desired a cucumber that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

His Ugly Monkey desperately searched for a ball that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to opt for.

His Ugly Monkey found a cheese grater that they would sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

His Ugly Monkey often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.