Confused Monkey

Confused Monkey searched for a sponge that they liked to hug. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Monkey found a porno magazine that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a porno magazine of all things.

Confused Monkey desperately searched for a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was selected.

Confused Monkey often carried a wig to demolish. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Monkey desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a vibrator having that done to it

Confused Monkey wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes play with. It is a peculiar action, to most, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.