The Handsome Monkey

The Handsome Monkey desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Monkey needed a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Monkey had a helmet to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to select.

The Handsome Monkey needed a pint of beer that they liked to hug. This seems an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Monkey owned a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Monkey carried a computer to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.