My Dodgy Monkey

My Dodgy Monkey needed a little monkey that they would sometimes break. It would be an original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a little monkey being the chosen item.

My Dodgy Monkey desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Monkey wanted a dildo to drop. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

My Dodgy Monkey always had with them a sword that they would play with. It is a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Monkey searched for a pint of cider that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Monkey always carried a little monkey that they liked to worship. One might say this is a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.