The Anxious Monkey

The Anxious Monkey always kept a bottle of coke that they liked to share. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Monkey always had with them a helmet that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, epic. A helmet was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Monkey had a bag of poop that they would worship. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Monkey owned a stapler that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Anxious Monkey carried a cucumber that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Monkey desperately looked for a crown that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a crown is the item to select.