The Funny Monkey

The Funny Monkey craved for a pint of beer that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Funny Monkey needed a teapot that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was stunning. Honestly, a teapot having that done to it

The Funny Monkey desired a porno magazine that they would often embrace. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Monkey desperately wanted a cup that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was fun. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Monkey found a CD player that they sometimes drop. It might be a different action, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Funny Monkey searched for a tomato that they liked to share. This seems to be an unusual operation, to me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen thing.