His Confused Monkey

His Confused Monkey looked for a block of cheese that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

His Confused Monkey desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Monkey looked for a sponge that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge of all things.

His Confused Monkey wanted a CD player that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is epic. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

His Confused Monkey desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to put on his head. It might have been a fairly surprising operation, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

His Confused Monkey always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.