His Exciting Monkey

His Exciting Monkey always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

His Exciting Monkey owned a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

His Exciting Monkey carried a radiator that they would often sleep with. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Monkey owned a pencil sharpener that they would rub on his belly. It is an unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

His Exciting Monkey desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

His Exciting Monkey desired a ball that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a ball was the chosen item.