Her Retarded Monkey

Her Retarded Monkey desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an exciting action, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Her Retarded Monkey desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would cuddle. It was a fairly new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Her Retarded Monkey wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Monkey desperately wanted a computer that they sometimes play with. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Honestly, a computer would be the item chosen.

Her Retarded Monkey found a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

Her Retarded Monkey desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.