The Big Monkey

The Big Monkey owned a melon that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Monkey often carried a radiator to put down their trousers. This seems an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Big Monkey carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Big Monkey carried a mug to annihilate One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to select.

The Big Monkey owned a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was wonderful. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Monkey desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be simply life. Honestly, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.