The Lonely Monkey

The Lonely Monkey searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Lonely Monkey had a big sponge to share. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

The Lonely Monkey always carried a condom that they liked to put on his head. It might be a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Monkey desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Lonely Monkey carried a pen that they liked to experiment on. This seems a peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Monkey craved for a radiator that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the thing opted for.