Stupid Monkey

Stupid Monkey desperately looked for a painting of a melon to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Stupid Monkey desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

Stupid Monkey desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

Stupid Monkey wanted a pint of cider that they would throw. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Stupid Monkey searched for a helmet to try to nail to the wall. It might have been an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a helmet being the item opted for.

Stupid Monkey looked for a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.