The Gentle Monkey

The Gentle Monkey desired a sack of potatoes that they would smash. It was considered to be a fairly original exercise, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Monkey always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to play with. It might be an astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Monkey always kept a crown to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Monkey carried a set of lego to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Monkey searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Monkey desperately wanted a pint of cider to annihilate It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.