A Fucking Monkey

A Fucking Monkey desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

A Fucking Monkey craved for a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was epic. A dildo is the thing to select.

A Fucking Monkey desperately craved for a set of lego that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a set of lego having that done to it

A Fucking Monkey desired a set of lego that they would often embrace. This might appear to be an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Monkey had a can of Dr Pepper that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

A Fucking Monkey desired a little monkey to drop. This could be considered a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey having that done to it