My Handsome Monkey

My Handsome Monkey desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

My Handsome Monkey had a little monkey that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Monkey desperately craved for a spade that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a spade being the item selected.

My Handsome Monkey desperately craved for a bottle of beer to try to balance on their head. It is an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Monkey needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

My Handsome Monkey desperately craved for a ball that they would often experiment on. It might be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item chosen.