My Ugly Monkey

My Ugly Monkey found a bottle of wine that they would embrace. This could be considered an astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Monkey had a condom to experiment on. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Monkey desperately searched for a cup that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cup is the item to select.

My Ugly Monkey desperately searched for a crown to cuddle. It was a strange thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was spectacular. A crown is the thing to select.

My Ugly Monkey desperately desired a crown that they sometimes throw. It is a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A crown being the thing opted for.

My Ugly Monkey wanted a tomato that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to choose.