The Stupid Monkey

The Stupid Monkey desperately needed a sword that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was sublime. Honestly, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Monkey owned a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be breathtaking. A bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Monkey desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Monkey needed a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

The Stupid Monkey desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Monkey desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.