My Handsome Monkey

My Handsome Monkey carried a ball that they would often share. This seems an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a ball was the item that was selected.

My Handsome Monkey desperately needed a dildo that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.

My Handsome Monkey desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was out of this world. A rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Monkey desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would often share. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. A bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

My Handsome Monkey desperately wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

My Handsome Monkey desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.