My Beautiful Monkey

My Beautiful Monkey desperately searched for a CD player to cuddle. It is a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item chosen.

My Beautiful Monkey always kept a condom that they would occasionally hug. It was a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Monkey desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would put up their bum. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Monkey always had with them a stretchman that they would often break. It would have been a different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was fun. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen item.

My Beautiful Monkey needed a pencil sharpener that they would drop. This is certainly a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

My Beautiful Monkey carried a rubber chicken that they would often share. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.