A Bewildered Monkey

A Bewildered Monkey had a sponge that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sponge was the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Monkey always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Monkey desperately needed a CD player that they would occasionally break. It would be an unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a CD player being the thing selected.

A Bewildered Monkey craved for a hat that they would sometimes worship. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Monkey desired a dildo that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a dildo of all things.

A Bewildered Monkey desperately looked for a pencil sharpener to demolish. This could be considered a different idea, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.