My Eccentric Monkey

My Eccentric Monkey owned a vibrator that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was stunning. A vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

My Eccentric Monkey craved for a bottle of beer that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Monkey desired a hat that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the chosen thing.

My Eccentric Monkey needed a pint of beer to share. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

My Eccentric Monkey desperately craved for a toilet brush to embrace. It was an odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

My Eccentric Monkey always had with them a tomato that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is an original activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a tomato being the item opted for.