His Anxious Monkey

His Anxious Monkey always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to drop. It might have been an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

His Anxious Monkey craved for a dildo that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo of all things.

His Anxious Monkey carried a computer to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was amazing. Strangely, a computer is the thing to select.

His Anxious Monkey wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

His Anxious Monkey found a tomato to put on his head. It is an exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be simply life. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to choose.

His Anxious Monkey always carried a set square that they would embrace. It might have been a fairly curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing to select.