His Boring Monkey

His Boring Monkey desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be an exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to select.

His Boring Monkey often carried a painting of a melon that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Monkey often carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

His Boring Monkey desperately needed a stretchman that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

His Boring Monkey carried a sword that they sometimes worship. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword of all things.

His Boring Monkey searched for a custard pie to put on his head. It is a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.