His Nervous Monkey

His Nervous Monkey desperately wanted a teapot that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a teapot was the chosen item.

His Nervous Monkey needed a bottle of coke that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Monkey often carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A pint of beer is the thing to select.

His Nervous Monkey desperately wanted a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Monkey always kept a chocolate bar that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Monkey wanted a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was selected.