His Purple Monkey

His Purple Monkey craved for a bottle of beer to eat. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was magnificent. A bottle of beer was the chosen item.

His Purple Monkey desperately desired a radiator that they would often sit and look at. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator of all things.

His Purple Monkey always carried a sword that they would often throw. This seems an astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

His Purple Monkey always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally smash. It should be an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was amazing. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

His Purple Monkey desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly new proposal, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

His Purple Monkey craved for a sponge to smash. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A sponge being the chosen item.