His Lovely Monkey

His Lovely Monkey desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

His Lovely Monkey desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Monkey desperately desired a set of lego that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.

His Lovely Monkey often carried a wig that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was wonderous. A wig is the item to opt for.

His Lovely Monkey desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

His Lovely Monkey wanted a wig that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a wig was the thing that was chosen.