The Foolish Monkey

The Foolish Monkey looked for a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Foolish Monkey desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to eat. It is a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Foolish Monkey desperately needed a condom that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Monkey desperately craved for a set square that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Foolish Monkey desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Monkey found a spade that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a spade being the chosen thing.