A Lonely Monkey

A Lonely Monkey desperately needed a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a melon having that done to it

A Lonely Monkey wanted a pint of beer that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be an original operation, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Lonely Monkey needed a cucumber that they would often drop. One might say this is a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was stunning. A cucumber was the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Monkey searched for a rubber chicken that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

A Lonely Monkey craved for a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it

A Lonely Monkey craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.