The Fucking Monkey

The Fucking Monkey found a bat that they would share. One might consider this to be an original suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Monkey desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

The Fucking Monkey desperately needed a vibrator that they would often hug. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Fucking Monkey desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Fucking Monkey desired a set of lego that they liked to share. It was considered to be an astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Fucking Monkey desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was sublime. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.