The Fat Monkey

The Fat Monkey desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Fat Monkey craved for a bottle of wine to throw. One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A bottle of wine having that done to it

The Fat Monkey desperately desired a ball that they would often annihilate It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to select.

The Fat Monkey craved for a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a computer was the chosen thing.

The Fat Monkey wanted a teapot that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Fat Monkey craved for a toilet brush that they would often break. This could be considered a strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.