Special Monkey

Special Monkey found a cucumber that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber having that done to it

Special Monkey wanted a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

Special Monkey desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Special Monkey searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

Special Monkey owned a condom that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is fun. Honestly, a condom was the item that was opted for.

Special Monkey carried a mug that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a mug being the thing selected.