His Green Monkey

His Green Monkey owned a sword to cuddle. This is certainly a weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item that was chosen.

His Green Monkey always carried a bag of flour that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

His Green Monkey searched for a CD player to break. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

His Green Monkey looked for a wig that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

His Green Monkey often carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Green Monkey desperately searched for a pint of cider to sleep with. It would have been a funny idea, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.