The Silly Monkey

The Silly Monkey desperately looked for a hat that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a hat is the item to select.

The Silly Monkey craved for a melon that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Monkey always had with them a pint of cider that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Silly Monkey often carried a dildo that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Monkey carried a cucumber that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Silly Monkey craved for a little monkey to smash. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a little monkey having that done to it