The Famous Monkey

The Famous Monkey carried a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Monkey needed a crown that they would often put on his head. One might say this is an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a crown was the chosen thing.

The Famous Monkey carried a tomato that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

The Famous Monkey carried a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Famous Monkey always kept a stapler that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, fun. A stapler being the item opted for.

The Famous Monkey desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a ball was the item that was selected.