Orange Monkey

Orange Monkey carried a custard pie to sleep with. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.

Orange Monkey desired a dildo to demolish. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Orange Monkey had a ball that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Orange Monkey desperately craved for a radiator that they would often smash. It should be a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

Orange Monkey looked for a stapler that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the chosen item.

Orange Monkey had a radiator to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the item selected.