My Weary Monkey

My Weary Monkey owned a bottle of beer that they would often play with. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

My Weary Monkey always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

My Weary Monkey desired a bag of poop that they sometimes hug. This seems a weird idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

My Weary Monkey wanted a bottle of beer to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Weary Monkey desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

My Weary Monkey desired a bag of poop to share. It might be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.