Bum Loving Monkey

Bum Loving Monkey needed a hat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Monkey had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Bum Loving Monkey always kept a condom to eat. This is certainly an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

Bum Loving Monkey craved for a toilet brush that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was awesome. A toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Bum Loving Monkey looked for a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was epic. A stapler would be the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Monkey desperately craved for a big sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen thing.