The Troubled Monkey

The Troubled Monkey found a piece of paper that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was spectacular. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Troubled Monkey always had with them a set of lego that they would often share. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Monkey always had with them a bottle of beer that they liked to embrace. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Troubled Monkey found a vibrator that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Monkey craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Monkey needed a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing selected.