Her Jolly Monkey

Her Jolly Monkey needed a cucumber that they would often worship. It is a new activity, to many, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

Her Jolly Monkey needed a tomato to throw. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be exciting. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Her Jolly Monkey looked for a dildo that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Her Jolly Monkey wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

Her Jolly Monkey wanted a pen that they would smash. This is certainly a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pen being the chosen thing.

Her Jolly Monkey searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen item.