His Stupid Monkey

His Stupid Monkey always kept a set square that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square being the thing selected.

His Stupid Monkey desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Monkey desperately looked for a teapot that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

His Stupid Monkey carried a cup that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup of all things.

His Stupid Monkey wanted a block of cheese that they would hug. It was an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Monkey desperately looked for a stretchman that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.