His Purple Monkey

His Purple Monkey looked for a helmet that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a strange idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Monkey desperately looked for a dildo that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Monkey found a vibrator that they sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was awesome. A vibrator would be the item that was selected.

His Purple Monkey desperately looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be an original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. A bag of poop was the chosen thing.

His Purple Monkey looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Monkey desired a block of cheese that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is fun. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.