Their Blue Monkey

Their Blue Monkey wanted a sponge that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Their Blue Monkey desperately wanted a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

Their Blue Monkey wanted a sponge that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a sponge would be the item chosen.

Their Blue Monkey desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would often sleep with. It should be a weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Their Blue Monkey always kept a custard pie to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be fun. A custard pie is the item that was chosen.

Their Blue Monkey desperately needed a computer that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a computer being the thing opted for.